Canabalisim Rap!

Sittin’ by the fire, fillin’ my desire
give them a marshmallow, watch them turning yellow
fill ‘im with poison, first we chuck the boys in.

Watching Chelsea, now we cook Alfie.
Everybody’s thin, boil Benjamin.
Writing with a pen, now we kill Ben.
Add a little saffron, now we braise Cameron.
Here’s a cocker spaniel, now we roast Daniel.
Put him in a cake, now we bake Jake.
He is such a lamie, now we cook Jamie.
Go get the axe, and chop up Max.
Hide him in a shack, now we toast Mac.
He’s such a cheater, now we slice Peter.
Not a famous jockey, now we scramble Lochie.
Put him in a sack, now we blend Zac.
He is such pain, now we serve Zane.

Boy it is shady, now we cook the ladies.
War and peace, fry Analese.
Peel of the skin, to eat Bethan.
A word that’s not Atherine, now we deep fry Catherine.
Dinner by the sea, Eatin’ Emily.
Fillin’ our belly, with chunks of Ellie.
She wins every race, now we dice Grace.
On a dinner plate, we devour Kate.
cut off her limbs, mash Shaylem.
Cheese & onion toastie, filled with Sophie.
She’s hardly cinderella, now we eat Stella (Bella).
She’s not a sailor, time to mince Michaela.
Now for the last-ia, time to simmer Katja.
Say fair farren, now we satay Sharon.

We’ll come back as ghosts - AND YOU’LL BE THE SPIT ROAST...


Written by:
Stella & Catherine.
Co Written by:
Kate & Grace.